SHINee has taken over my life lately. Onew and his smile. Lee Joon's rude face. Parks & Rec, Adam Scotts Stupid face, Kpop.
from Melbourne, 27, Tess
never forget that for voldemort’s name to rearrange to “je suis voldemort” in the french translations, they had to make his middle name ‘Elvis’
Why the fuck is that a testing standard?
Maximum nugget flush capacity (or MNFC) is actually one of the most important and most commonly inquired toilet statistics. The highest MNFC ever recorded was a whopping 70 nuggets!
I don’t like using my dad’s bathroom because I’m not that into watching myself poop.
i thought your face was embroidered on a hand towel
The fact that no one has made a reference to the Colossal Titan saddens me.
Canada’s rainbow money
Fun fact for Americans: our money is technically made of plastic and they won’t get wet/gross when you accidentally wash them, and you also can’t rip any bills.
Everybody is in love with canadian money, the thing is who isn’t?
The funniest thing ever is to see canadians try to use american money. One of my friends asked me “HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHICH ONE IS WHICH?! THEY’RE ALL THE SAME COLOR!”
its called reading the numbers
americans learn at an early age to differentiate between the faces of old white men
someone put some Aussie money on here for gods sake